Some Really Weird Skating Valentines

Ah, love is in the air....

What better way to show it than with some romantic skating pictures...

Aww, isn't that nice? Well, that's all you're getting of those. We will now enter the crazy section! I have collected some pictures of vintage skating valentines to share with you. Bring on the cheese, and bring on the laughter!

We will start with the obligatory "falling for you" valentines:

 He kinda looks like Charlie from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".

You can roll your eyes, it's ok. I'm just warming up now. They will get progressively funnier and weirder.

Ok, these are actually kind of cute...

This dude is the Casanova of the ice right here!

This girl is pretty forward. She's going after what she wants. Get it girl!

She just wants someone to melt her cold heart. Someone please help her!

Also, why are there so many "Danger" and "Thin Ice" things out there. This is concerning. Does no one have any damn sense in these cards?

This dude's about to fall in the lake...

It's another Danger Zone. You know what that means!

The gratuitous Archer clip. Sorry not sorry.

And what is probably the most WTF set of valentines of all...

Miss Tonya may have gotten her inspiration from this valentine here:

Lord, I apologize.

And for the grand finale, and valentine to end all valentines. A culmination of all that is awesome in my world...

Figure skating cats! Can this be real! I had only dreamed to find a picture of skating cats, and now, here it is...

Happy Valentine's Days from Icy Trails! Much love to all!