While compiling pictures for my next post, Figure Skating Costumes Through the Years, I stumbled on some bits of comedy. Here is my fluff piece with some dialogue thrown in:
Scenario #1: The Victorian Squads
"We must stick our noses in the air, and show we are better than all these peasants!
"Ugh. Look over there. They are the ones I was telling you about. They are such bitches..."
Scenario #2: When You Have to Pose with Your Sworn Enemy
No picture with the girl that stole your boyfriend, the backstabbing coworker, or even crazy family members you might not like, will ever be this awkward. Ever.
Scenario #3: Who Wore it Better?
"I am Sonja Henie, Queen of the Ice. And World. Everyone loves me! I can wear all the big ass feathers I want!"
"Bitch, please. This is Gloria Nord here. My feathers are way bigger, and I'm doing this on roller skates!"
"Well, we both look better than this couple..."
Poofy sleeve, shoulder pads, and lamé mania!!!!
Johnny Weir advises them all to talk to the hand, because he knows he wore it better.
Scenario #4: Handling Competition
"Hey Karl! Check my glide out. This is me gliding back to the top of the podium! Hahaha!"
"Dammit, I am so sick of his trash talking..."
"How do you like me now Gillis? Yeah, check this out!!"
Scenario #5: The Epic Comeback
As illustrated in this photo featuring Yuzuru Hanyu:
Hope you enjoyed this little blip of humor! I'll let Tanith Belbin close it out:
This will now be known as the "Bye Felicia" Wave.
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